Today in church

Yes, we do attend worship services on vacation. Aren't you proud? Today, the funniest thing happened while in church. Now, forgive me if this is not funny, but I think to everyone that knows me, it will bring forth laughter. (And it might be one those "had to be there moments") Many know that I have a favorite outlet store here in FL that I love to shop at to find extreme bargains. I always brag about about my bargains to my teacher friends as we sit at lunch and admire my 1.99 shoes, etc. Well, the other day on one of my many trips to this store, I bought me one of those big balled necklaces that everyone is wearing. I was so proud of my 2.99 purchase and proudly wore them to worship service this morning. Well, during church (of course during a quiet moment), Hannah and I just happened to be looking at my necklace admiring it when all of sudden the necklace breaks and all the balls fall to the floor. We quietly, but quickly, pick them up with the added help from the ladies behind us. After we had collected all that fell, I thought that there might be more on my neck under my collar. Yep, I reached back and pulled a handful of balls and put them with the others.....in my mom's purse. We were getting tickled because we kept finding balls and...... then I realized that my bra was FULL of balls that had collected during the intial fall and told Hannah of my discovery. She started laughing uncontrollably. I thought she was going to have to get up and go to the bathroom to settle herself. And after she calmed, she leaned over and whispered to me, "Mom, you will have to blog about this tonight." The moral, "When in search of a bargain, be prepared to lose your balls when you least expect it."